Meet your new favorite uniform for embracing life in the horizontal lane. The "Horizontal" graphic sweatshirt is here to validate your couch commitment and redefine the art of not being vertical. Whether you’re actually sleeping or just thinking about it, this sustainably upcycled tee says it all—so you don’t have to.
Made from thrifted materials and infused with snark, this shirt is soft, breathable, and cozy enough for those long stretches of staying parallel to the ground. It’s perfect for lazy days, flare days, or just asserting your right to rest.
Ideal for nap enthusiasts, chronic illness warriors, and anyone who knows the struggle of being upright is real. Sustainably sourced. Relatably horizontal. Because sometimes, lying down is a lifestyle choice.